Archive for December, 2005

Teh Fotoz R Burninated

Friday, December 2nd, 2005

Honestly now, was there any chance we could resist this one?

I mean, we’ve already just graced our pages with the most unappetizing plate of mashed potatoes ever (and trust me, that was the prettiest food of the week), and our regular readers all know we have no qualms whatsoever about showing off our Messy Kitchen.

Bad food photos? We’re all over it.

When Rachael of Fresh Approach Cooking put out the call with her My Blog Went Up in Flames competition, I dove into our photo archives like Platelicker diving into the five-day-old dried chicken remains that fell behind The Cat’s dining counter. Okay, maybe not. Ick.

Anyway.

Now, I could tell long, agonizing stories of food photos gone horribly wrong, but instead I think I’ll just let the photos tell their story. A story (with brief, out-of-focus interludes) of what it’s like to be the photographer when someone else is doing the cooking…

For this delicious meal, we focus on…. furniture!

Hey, honey, could you move your hand? I’m trying to get a shot here.

Yes, this would be the ass end of the chicken…

Honey, your hand is in the way again!

I’ve no idea what this is.

Oh, that’s right. It went inside this rather attractive lasagna.

Ahem. Hand.

Ah, always nice to photograph the duck fat before it’s rendered for confit.

Honey, what part of move your hand before I take the picture did you not understand?

Well, apparently that was tasty.

Hey! I didn’t say move the food too!

Paper Chef Lucky 13: Oooh, Fishy, fishy, fishy, fish…

Monday, December 5th, 2005

Panko Fried Shrimp in Chili Sauce

I’m not sure what’s gotten into him, but Chopper’s been chomping at the Paper Chef bit extra hard for days. Usually, when the time grows nigh, he gets notions. “Whatever the ingredients are,” he says, days before they’re announced, “I’m gonna use _____.” And then he proceeds to name some exotic item in our pantry or our freezer that quite possibly won’t go with anything on the final Paper Chef ingredient list.

And so, on Friday afternoon, when we checked the list, it was no surprise that thoughts of the freezer item du jour fled out the window and instead we began the required pondering of item number four.

Ingredient 1: Rice
Ingredient 2: Carrots
Ingredient 3: Anchovies
Ingredient 4: Something from the other side of the world that helps make this dish a celebration for you.

Hmmm… Something from the other side of the world, we contemplate, conveniently forgetting the whole “celebration” bit because just finding something from the other side of the world around these parts can be quite the challenge.

Immediately, Chopper starts talking Asian food because, well, the ingredients rather scream Asian, but I interrupt and say, “hey, let’s figure out where exactly the other side of the world is. Who knows. It could be nowhere near Asia, geographically speaking.”

So, after several minutes of semi-fruitless longitude, latitude, and antipode googling, we pull out our trusty National Geographic Atlas of the World and do the math.

Ahah. Page 168, 48S, 57E give or take a few degrees, and there we are. In the middle of the Indian Ocean.

But wait! There’s land nearby! Maybe they’ve got a national cuisine!

Right. The nearest land to our antipode, as it happens, is a tiny little island called ÃŽle de l’Est, the (appropriately named) Eastern most member of the Crozet Islands.

Hey! They’re a French Colony — we can cook something French! Wait a sec. France still has colonies?

Well, an interesting thought, but probably not exactly what Owen, our illustrious Paper Chef host, had in mind. No, let’s check out the local flora and fauna… No trees, not much growing on the ground that looks edible… a few imported species that, for the most part, have vanished… Ah, here we go:

atipodean lunch

Whoa. Okay, okay, we’re not really going to cook penguin. They’re too cute and fluffy, and honestly where is one supposed to find penguin meat on this short notice?

(By the way when searching (unsuccessfully) for nearby penguin vendors, we happened upon a place in Seattle that sells kangaroo! Note for future reference…)

So then, no food from the antipode, sad to say.

We stare at the map a while longer.

“Well,” I offer, “it’s kinda close to Africa.”

(And no, we are not googling that scary place in the Midwest that sells lion meat.)

So, Chopper dives into a bit of quick spice research and comes up with tamarind, a tasty fruit native to tropical Africa. He jumps in the car, heads out to the store and… comes back empty-handed. Tamarind is not to be found on our island.

Back to the spice research.

Ahah! Fenugreek, indigenous to Northern Africa through the Mediterranean and into Asia, this herb is extremely common in African cuisine, so that could count, right? You know fenugreek was used by ancient Egyptians to embalm mummies? How cool is that?

Okay, that’s one… close to our antipode, though rather far to the north. So, we fudge a little.

Meanwhile, there’s that whole “celebration” thing we’ve forgotten about. We ponder a bit further, and unable to settle on a single ingredient number four, decide to celebrate the following cool, far-from-home items we’ve located on recent culinary expeditions, first to our local favorite shop The Gourmet’s Galley, and then to Uwajimaya in Seattle.

1) Szechwan peppercorns. I spotted a bag of these at Gourmet’s Galley a short while back and sent Chopper into paroxysms of joy. These babies aren’t easy to find. For a while, the FDA had a complete ban on their importation because they carried a citrus canker, but this past spring that ban was lifted after it was discovered that heating the peppercorns to 160F killed the canker bacteria. Now, they’re simply heated before importation. (And there was much rejoicing!)

2) From Uwajimaya, dried shitake mushrooms. Yeah, they’re not that hard to find — unless you live on an island, and then the come in tiny, “gourmet” packages that cost an arm and two kidneys. So, we got the nice big bag at Uwajimaya, and again, there was much rejoicing!

3) Last, because it’s on the list already, the piece de resistance for our festive dish: anchovies. Not anchovies in a tin, or anchovies in a jar, but dried anchovies from Japan. The ones that still look like cute little fishies, so much so that if you glued strings to them and hung them from the ceiling under a blue light you’d have quite a lovely little aquatic mobile (not to mention one hell of a great Christmas present for the cat). Yes, those anchovies, because there’s nothing that says Insane Belly Timber Paper Chef Entry quite like dried fish leaping out of shitake mushroom cap siu mai.

Fishy Siu Mai

Special Siu Mai and Fried Shrimp in Chili Sauce

Flavoring paste (for both recipes)

  • 1 large carrot, peeled and diced
  • 8 anchovy fillets
  • 2 teaspoon Szechwan peppercorns
  • 1 tablespoon fenugreek
  • 1/4 cup sesame oil

Toast spices and grind them with mortar and pestle or spice grinder.

Blanch carrot in boiling water until soft, then place all ingredients in a blender and puree.

Special Siu Mai

  • 3/4 pound pork spare rib meat
  • 6 whole water chestnuts, julienned
  • 2 tablespoon flavoring paste (see above)
  • 15 dried shitake mushroom caps
  • 15 dried anchovies

Cut sparerib meat into cubes and place into a food processor. Pulse until finely chopped.

Place meat and flavoring paste in a mixing bowl and gently kneed together with your hands and then refrigerate for at least eight hours.

Siu Mai in prep

After meat mixture is chilled, soak mushroom caps in enough water to cover for 30 minutes.

Remove the mushroom caps from water and squeeze out excess.

Take meat mixture and mold it into small balls. Fill the mushroom caps with meat and place a dried anchovy in each as garnish. Steam for 20 to 25 minutes.

Serve with steamed rice.

A plate of fishy Siu Mai

Fried Shrimp in Chili Sauce

  • 15 21/30 shrimp, peeled and deveined
  • Flour, egg, and panko for breading

For the sauce

  • 2 tablespoons peanut oil
  • 3 tablespoons Chinese hot bean paste
  • 2 tablespoons Flavoring Paste (see above)
  • 1 tablespoon fish sauce

Panko shrimp in prep

Bread and fry shrimp in vegetable oil until golden brown.
Remove from oil, drain and set aside.

In a wok, heat peanut oil until smoking.
Add hot bean paste and flavoring paste
When the aroma becomes thick and ingredients begin to smoke, add fish sauce.
Add shrimp and toss until the shrimp are thoroughly covered with the sauce.

Serve with steamed rice.

Serving suggestion: Furikake for an extra fishy kick.

(Okay, we admit, the rice isn’t so much in the dishes as under the dishes, but we’ll just plead “dim sum” as an excuse and suggest that one does not ever eat dim sum without copious amounts of steamed rice.)

Leaping Siu Mai fish

Now, for this month’s Paper Chef, previous winner Noodle Cook (and yes this is, happily, all our fault!) has created categories! And there are prizes! (I now officially feel like a complete slacker.)

So, without further ado, here are Noodle’s categories and our self-nomination within each appropriate one.

Paper Chef Personality – creative, clever or witty writer. ::cough:: Um, penguin meat and fishie mobiles. Do you need to ask?

Paper Chef Super Saver – budget meals or crowd pleaser specialist. We’re probably not suited to this one because, frankly, I’m too lazy to do the math. I will say that the only items that cost more than a buck or two were the shrimp and the pork spare rib meat, and even all of that was pretty darned cheap. Hell, if dim sum’s not cheap, it’s not doing its job and should be sacked immediately.

Paper Chef Prestige – food styling, presentation or plating up expert. Styling? Hahahahahahahah. Sorry. Do leaping fishies count?

Paper Chef Nutrition Genie – magician for getting fussy diners to eat veggies, less salt, less fat. Usually, Chopper Dave and the phrase “eat veggies, less salt, less fat” do not belong in the same kitchen, but with Asian food he makes an exception. On the Chopper Health Scale, I’d give these dishes a solid 8.5.

Paper Chef Supreme – the champion for Paper Chef #13. Well, one would assume that if we’re here at all, we’re here for the big prize, eh?

So then, clear as mud.

But wait, there’s more! Didn’t Noodle say something about bonus points?

Oh crap! We forgot the festive atmosphere! Quick! Scramble for the camera and –didn’t Noodle Cook say something about — what was it — beer? Incense?

Ah, here we are:

Special Siu Mai, with beer
Hey, don’t bogart that siu mai, man.

So, how’d it all taste? Bonus versatility points to Chopper for inventing a distinctive flavoring paste that stood out in both recipes, even though one was pork and the other seafood, and one was mild and the other hot and spicy. The water chestnuts added a great texture to the sui mai and the fish didn’t so much add a fishy flavor but a perfect salty seasoning. The shrimp, despite being tossed in a sauce, remained crunchy, yet succulent. I was amazed at how well I could discern each individual ingredient in the mix for both dishes — even the fenugreek and the carrot, which I would have expected to be lost, were evident. All in all a splendid meal!

WCB #27: (Twenty SEVEN?)

Saturday, December 10th, 2005

The Cat has things she needs to discuss

My captors have neglected me yet again.

Three weeks, I tell you, three weeks without cat blogging. Will this torment ever end?

I am told they are (as always) busy. My male captor, the one called “Chopper” for reasons that quite terrify me, is keeping long hours at the restaurant and cooking for rock stars.

I kid you not. Here’s the conversation upon his return last night:

Dude, he says (he often calls my female captor “dude”), Steve Miller came in again. He loved the cod so much he had to come back. And my Egg Nog Panna Cotta was a huge hit!

Cool beans, my female captor exclaims, despite the fact that she’s eating soup out of a box for dinner and has completely ignored my requests for a third meal of the day.

So. You gonna blog it? he asks.

If I get to blog about the time I once served dinner to the Ramones, she answers.

Oooo. See? Now aren’t we special? Well, I’ll show them. I’ll find my own rock star and I’ll… well, just you wait.

Oh, and meanwhile? What’s my female captor been doing while she’s stuck at home not cooking? Trying to learn a new blogging platform so she can do new and pretty things with the blog and link to important posts in the archives like this one and this one and this one.

Yes, those links are all about me.

As well they should be, dammit.

Come to think of it, this entire blog should be about me. In fact… that’s it. Tonight, when she’s fast asleep, I’m taking over the computer, learning Photoshop, and designing a new logo. Here’s a sneak preview. Shhhh. Don’t tell.
There, now isn't that better?

(For weeekend cat blogging of a less sinister nature, check out Clare and Kiri’s blog over at eat stuff!)

Weekend (dead) Herb Blogging

Sunday, December 11th, 2005

Kalyn’s Weekend Herb Blogging is in its 10th week and so far, sad to say, I’ve been all good intentions and no posts.

I’ll think of an herb — like fennel a month or so ago when it was still all perky and feathery in the garden — and then I just run out of time to photograph it. Or, I decide I’ve nothing interesting to say about fennel other than yum, and ooh, the bronze kind sure is perty.

Sometimes, I’m gone over a weekend, and then I pay no attention to the blog at all (much to the obvious dismay of The Cat, ahem). But, this weekend? I’m at home while Chopper works extra long hours.

Yay! At long last I can do herb blogging! So, what’s still pretty in the garden?

Well, pretty much nothing.

Besides, all my garden herbs are so ordinary. Thyme, oregano, rosemary, sage. Yawn.

Wait a sec. I’ve got that cool Cuban oregano I brought up from Portland. Now where did I leave that pot?

cuban oregano

Uhhhh…. whoops.

Heavy sigh.

My first foray into Weekend Herb Blogging has morphed into How Mrs. D Completely Sucks at Caring for House Plants.

For example:

The one leaf left on the philodendron:
almost dead philodendron

Mrs. Haversham’s Jade plant:
mrs haversham's jade plant

This citronella repelled its last mosquito months ago:
dead citronella

Also, that truly hideous, frost-bitten Cuban oregano used to look like this:

cuban oregano

And I wrote about it back in April in the post Mrs. D. Eats a House Plant. (Which is much better than Mrs. D. Kills a House Plant.)

So, long story short, with profuse apologies to Kalyn, I’m joining Weekend Herb Blogging, but only to send people to my archives, wherein they’ll read about this nifty, lesser-known succulent herb, Cuban oregano.

Next time I promise I’ll find something new and tasty, and I won’t kill it.

WDB: the Black on White Edition

Sunday, December 11th, 2005

Snow Puppy

What’s this about The Cat taking over the blog?

Aw, never mind that… Snooooooooow!

Snow Puppy

Snow Puppy

Snow Puppy

Snow Puppy

(Check out Sweetnicks for more Weekend Dog Blogging!)

Cook ‘n Books: Cookies and Rockets!

Monday, December 12th, 2005

Jay's Ginger Chocolate Chip Cookies

cook n the books
I’ve got a secret to tell you: There’s a UFO hidden in my best friend’s barn.

Actually, that’s not my secret, it’s Vernon Dunham’s secret and I’ll get to Vernon in just a moment. My secret is this: When I’m not doing the food blogging thing, I’m doing the genre fiction thing. I’m either writing it, or reading it, or discussing it, or playing silly games of “Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?” (Answer: no lie, I’m Kirk.)

Now what’s this have to do with food blogging? Well, just this:

I’ve met some fine authors in my genre fiction travels and when I catch them swapping recipes or proclaiming their latest Copyedits Complete Commemorative Homecooked Cobbler, my ears perk up. I think: Hey! Authors + recipes = cool new content for Belly Timber!

So, allow me to introduce Cook ‘n Books: An occasional series of book reviews, excerpts, and miscellaneous fictions, each accompanied by a recipe from the featured author.

Rocket ScienceFor our inaugural edition, we’ve got fantastically tasty cookies (I just wolfed one down a moment ago), and Mrs D’s review of the spiffy new novel Rocket Science by Jay Lake.

Jay Lake is the 2004 John W. Campbell Award winner for Best New Writer. He’s been a Hugo nominee for his short fiction, and a World Fantasy Award nominee for his editing. Just a few of his many projects include the critically-acclaimed Polyphony anthology series (co-edited with Deborah Layne), All-Star Zeppelin Adventure Stories (co-edited with David Moles) and two short story collections, Greetings from Lake Wu and American Sorrows.

Jay is a fiercely imaginative and prolific writer, and someone Chopper and I are proud to call a good friend, in no small part due to his willingness to wear shockingly bright colors and his wicked sense of humor. Also, he writes kick-ass stories, but you’ve probably guessed that already.

For this post, Jay offers us Ginger Chocolate Chip Cookies. He’s taken a classic recipe and given it a twist, which is, I have to say, a perfect match for Rocket Science and what’s lurking in Vernon Dunham’s best friend’s barn…

Rocket Science by Jay Lake
Reviewed by Mrs. D
Trade Paperback, 220 pages
Fairwood Press, August 2005
ISBN 0-9746573-6-0

Vernon Dunham’s best friend Floyd Bellamy went to war and came home a hero. Vernon stayed behind with a bum leg from childhood polio. Floyd fought Nazis, got a chest-full of medals, and landed the 1942 prom queen. All Vernon’s got is the label of a wartime “stay-at-home” (even with his aircraft engineering job at Boeing), and a dad who’s the town drunk. It’s the kind of disparity that would put a strain on any friendship, but what really knocks it for a loop is the cargo Floyd’s brought home with him from Europe: a Nazi halftrack and a top secret weapon that looks like no airplane Vernon’s ever seen. How Floyd got it past all borders and authorities is anyone’s guess, but now it’s sitting in the Bellamy’s barn and Vernon knows one thing and one thing only: He’s got to fly it.

Of course, this being science fiction, we know right away that the “rocket” is no weapon and it most definitely wasn’t built by Nazis. A little digging in the local Augusta, Kansas library points Vernon toward the truth, Golden Age style: The rocket was found buried under the Arctic ice.

Trouble is, once Vernon starts digging, others discover he’s been digging and soon he’s neck deep in bad guys. Government agents, Nazi spies, mobsters, and moonshiners; they’re all after him and it takes Vernon (and the reader) most of the book to sort out who’s who.

Not that this is a bad thing. On the contrary, the twists and turns are enough to fill six months of Saturday serials, and through all of this, Vernon’s got one heck of an ally. See, his UFO isn’t just a McGuffin, it’s a character. In fact, it talks. The moment it starts talking is classic, old school. Vernon, in a borrowed Caddy, hears a voice from the rocket’s handset and is convinced he’s gone plum crazy. After all, where are the radio tubes? Yes, this is smack dab in good old 1945, and the pocket transistor won’t hit the market for another nine years. And A.I.? Again, wait till the 50s. (I can only imagine what Vernon would make of OnStar. Total meltdown of incomprehensibility.)

But, once Vernon accepts that his “doo-dad” does indeed do what no Earthmade radio can do, well… I won’t spoil for anyone what happens next.

Augusta Kansas, the setting of Rocket Science, is about as perfect a small town in 1940s America as anyone can find. It’s Mayberry, complete with law guys named Ollie Wannamaker. But when Vernon digs deeper and finds the town’s dark side, the narrative doesn’t go all David Lynch on us. It stays firmly optimistic, so much so that you’d almost expect an ending with the happy rocket in the hands of the good-guy Feds and Vernon landing Miss Butler County.

But you’d be wrong. This sly tale does end happy, but the final twist leaves behind the expected and sends Vernon to the land of childhood dreams. And trust me — you’ll want to be right there with him when he goes.


Rocket Science is available through Fairwood Press, or at fine independent booksellers everywhere.

Clarkesworld Books

Check out Rocket Science and more books by Jay Lake at

And now… cookies!

Jay Lake’s Ginger Chocolate Chip Cookies

This is derived from the standard Nestle recipe, so all you really have to do is remember the variations and work off the back of the bag — that’s how I do it.

Cookie ingredients

Ingredients:

  • 2-1/4 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1-2 tablespoons cinnamon (or to taste — you can also use nutmeg here with the cinnamon)
  • 1 cup (2 sticks or 1/2 pound) butter, softened
  • 1-1/2 cups turbinado (raw, large grain) sugar
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1 teaspoon almond extract
  • 1 medium ginger root, grated or finely chopped (vary amount to taste)
  • 2 eggs
  • 4 cups (24-ounce package) chocolate chips
  • 2 cups chopped nuts (I prefer pecans or walnuts, but peanuts work just fine)

Cookie batter

Method

Combine flour, baking soda, salt and cinnamon in small bowl. Beat butter, turbinado sugar, vanilla and almond extract in large mixer bowl. Add ginger. Add eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition; gradually beat in flour mixture. Stir in chocolate chips and nuts. Drop by rounded tablespoon onto baking sheets covered with baking parchment.

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Bake in preheated 375-degree oven for 9 to 11 minutes or until golden brown. Let stand for 2 minutes; remove to wire racks to cool completely.

Jay's Ginger Chocolate Chip Cookies


Don’t forget: It’s Annual Food Blog Award Nomination Time! Head on over to The Accidental Hedonist and keep those nominations coming!

A Menu for Hope

Wednesday, December 14th, 2005


Our
fashionably
late
entry…

I’ll admit I hadn’t heard of A Menu for Hope until just this week. Last January, when food bloggers raised money for tsunami relief, Belly Timber was four months from birth; an item on our to-do list, constantly shoved below “pack for the island” and “get all the damn laundry done, for once.”

So, I was quite stoked to discover that we can still join in this year, even if we’re fashionably late.

What is this year’s A Menu for Hope? It’s the international food blogging community’s campaign to raise money for earthquake relief in Pakistan. October’s devastating earthquake in Kashmir registered 7.6 on the Richter scale and the death toll stands near 87,000 with another 80,000 injured and 3.3 million left homeless. And with winter coming on (and the potential for more disasters — a 6.7 quake hit the remote Kush region of neighboring Afghanistan just this morning — further relief is urgent.

So, we bring you A Menu for Hope II. Head on over to Chez Pim, where Pim, the gracious hostess and coordinator of this event has gathered together an impressive list of gifts from food bloggers around the world. A donation of as little as $5 puts you in the running for one of these gifts, and trust me, this isn’t just landing another travel mug from Public Radio; there’s some amazing stuff here.

All the proceeds go to Unicef through the Firstgiving website, and the fund will be earmarked for the victims of the Kashmir earthquake. In just two days, Menu for Hope’s raised over $5000, and we’ve got till December 23rd to donate. The generosity of this community is simply outstanding.


unicef

And meanwhile, what’s Belly Timber adding to the mix?

Well, because we’re a little stir crazy on this rock, and we can’t snag any hip, big city gifts for our prizewinner, we’d like to offer up…

Belly Timber’s Island Insanity Gift Package

The exact contents of the package will be a mystery (oh, come on, we all love surprises), but we can promise the following (insane island) treats:

pelidaba gifts

1. Culinary products from Pelindaba Lavender Farms. (Yes, people here are so strange, they have entire 20 acre farms devoted to a single herb.)

2. Jellies and sauces from our sister islands, Lopez and Orcas. (Now, how can you pass up a jar of Lopez Larry’s “soon to be famous”TM Smokey Chardonnay Mustard Sauce? Yes, that is a TM next to the phrase “soon to be famous.” We assume the trademark will be changed once he becomes famous.)

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3. And behind door number three? Here’s where the fun begins. The rest of the care package will be (we promise) home made, and could resemble anything from culinary delights from our kitchen to craft projects, Belly Timber style. (And Mrs. D has been known to get pretty crafty, given a pair of scissors, a stack of hand painted rice paper, and a carton of bottle caps. Okay, maybe not so much with the bottle caps, but trust me, Mrs. D likes to play with crafts a lot more than she likes to talk about herself in third person!)

So, there you have it: Vague but adventurous, kind of like the average day on San Juan Island!

Now, to put your name in the hopper for our gift, or for any one of the fabulous gifts on this year’s Menu for Hope, just follow these simple rules:

1. Find the gift you would like on the menu.
2. Go to A Menu for Hope II donation page and donate $5 or whatever sum you can spare.
3. Use the comment section of your donation form to indicate which gift(s) you would like to have. Each $5 donation will give you one chance at winning the prize of your choice. (Yes, if you donate more than $5, you are allowed to specify more than one prize.)
4. That’s it!


unicef

Menu for Hope II ends on December 23rd. Winners will be announced at Chez Pim after January 1st, 2006.

Please join us in helping a region in desperate need.

Dude!

Thursday, December 15th, 2005

uncannily accurate portraits

Dude, check out the announcement thing for Paper Chef, dude.

Whaddya mean, dude?

I mean, dude, check it out.

No way.

Way.

I am so totally dreaming this. I’m going to wake up and find out I’m really twelve years old and I just got grounded for feeding foie gras to the dog.

Dude, those other entries totally kicked ass.

I know, dude.

Dude, make a speech.

No, you make a speech, dude.

Oh, wait. I got it. I’m going to talk about something else, something more important. It’ll be the heartwarming moment at the end of the show, you know, like when the kid turns to the camera and says, “but most of all today I learned that cuttlefish have feelings too, and if you chop their heads off to eat them, their tentacles will retaliate and drag you down to a watery grave.”

Dude, that is so heartwarming.

That was just an example, dude. Here’s my heartwarming moment: Hey. People. Go to this Menu for Hope site here, okay? And donate money to help all the kids and stuff who were injured and left homeless from the earthquake, because, dude, they need more help and not enough people are paying attention and you could win all sorts of cool prizes like our Island Insanity Gift Package. So like, donate a lot, okay?

Right on, dude.

Oh, and dude?

Yeah, dude?

We should tell them that there’s just one day left to nominate blogs for the food blog awards and that it would really rock if we got more nominations.

Dude, way to ruin your heartwarming moment with total selfishness.

Hey dude: A vote is free.

Good point, dude. So like donate. And vote.

Right on, dude.

Right on.

IMPORTANT Update: Pim’s most excellent menu of raffle items has been munched by Typepad, but will be back up soon. Bookmark her main page and check back for updates!

A Flu Journal, Part two

Friday, December 16th, 2005

From A Flu Journal, Prologue and Part One:

(Inspired by Carolyn Smith-Kizer’s “Cooking the Old-Fashioned Way” blogging event at 18th Century Cuisine, I dove into research on the subject and soon found myself imagining a scenario where we’d lost power and were struggling to get by. I’ll write up what I’ve learned, I thought, and then determined, no, I’ll write what I imagine. What follows here is a fictional account of our first day without power. It’s early February of next year, and in this fictional world, we’re in the midst of a pandemic and we shouldn’t expect the cavalry. This is just a small beginning. I hope to follow soon with later days in our scenario, and with more failures, more lessons learned, and a deeper search into life off the grid.)

It’s December now, and with the holiday season upon us, it feels like the country’s gotten complacent about disaster again. In the food blogging world we’ve kept it in the forefront with our fundraising campaign for the earthquake in Kashmir, but in the outer world — in this country anyway — the daily hue and cry about the season’s religious trappings or lack thereof has drowned out follow-up reports on the victims of Katrina, and any discussion of the potential threat of bird flu (or of any other disaster for that matter).

So, feeling delinquent (since I’d promised to finish this piece long ago), I pulled out my flu journal notes and stitched together a hypothetical day two. The more I work on this, the more I discover what I don’t know, and so I should say up front: this is not do-as-I-do writing. This is me, exploring a topic, guessing, stumbling, and occasionally hitting upon something that will be quite useful should we ever face a situation like this for real. When I’m done with the full series (or perhaps sooner, if I get to it), I’ll post a Big List of Links that’ll include all the websites and books that have helped me along the way.

Part Two: Water, Water Everywhere

February 6th, 2006

My, but the poochie looks tasty today.

Kidding.

So, we make it through the initial scramble of day one without too many casualties. A few hideous leftovers in the fridge we weren’t going to eat anyway got chucked, as did this week’s bag of spinach. (Department of so-what-else-is-new: we never seem to eat spinach before it goes bad.) I’m still figuring out what to do with the few bags of rapidly unfreezing blueberries in the ice chest, and contemplating homemade fruit leather.

The Northern Straits people were big on fruit leather and dried fruit cakes — they’d spread their berry pulp out on maple or skunk cabbage leaves set within a wooden frame to keep the juice from spilling, and then they’d lay the structure out to dry in the sun, usually near a fire to keep the yellow jackets away. Of course this was during harvest season, when the sun would dry the berries quickly, but now, in the dead of winter, we have to rely on the smoker instead.

For a moment, I think: crap! It’s the wrong season for leaves! And then I remember a most useful item from the dim sum section of our pantry: Dried lotus leaves. Damn, these things are going to be useful! Soak ‘em, cook with ‘em, rinse ‘em off, and reuse ‘em. If we didn’t have a single pan, we could still steam rice over a bed of coals with just a lotus leaf.

Dried Lotus Leaves

Meanwhile, Chopper’s moved on to the fridge contents and his latest food preservation discovery: pickled eggs. He made a couple jars of these babies back in November and they turned out quite good. Chopper tells me the eggs need to sit in a cold, dark environment for three weeks before they’re ready. After that, they can keep for quite a while — so long as the storage stays consistent. No sunlight, and 40F or less. We’ve been checking out the crawl space under the house, and it’s looking like it may make quite a good little root cellar for this time of year. I’ll be hanging a thermometer down there just to be safe (no, I don’t want botulism, thanks much), and the only light these eggs’ll be seeing is from a flashlight.

Pickled Eggs

Still, even with the successes we’ve had — the smoked meats, the pickled eggs, the dried berries — we’re not out of the woods yet. This is still the beginning and there’s a chance that some day soon (if our self-imposed quarantine must continue), we’ll have to make the transition from food salvage to food sustainability. And that, even with our woods and our tiny garden, won’t be easy.

Meanwhile, we’ve more pressing issues to address, like water.

Since the power went out, we’ve been able to access and retrieve enough water to last us a little over a week. We’re figuring on a gallon a day per person, which is what the disaster manuals all say — though in a colder, damper climate like ours, half a gallon is probably sufficient. Even so, it’s best to guess high, just in case. Fortunately, we’ve got a few other liquids kicking around — some bottled juice, some beer, a little wine (alcohol to prompt further dehydration, woohoo!), and a nice supply of cartons of soy and rice milk. At long last, I have a reason to revel in my lactose intolerance: Unopened, soy and rice milk cartons can last for months!

Another useful item in this department: Powdered Gatorade. I’d never been much of a Gatorade fan, even in my college jockette days, but I learned to love it last spring when caring for Dad. His cancer made it excruciatingly hard for him to eat, so we constantly fought dehydration and electrolyte imbalances. I bought jugs of Gatorade and poured him cups on a regular basis and, on days when I needed the boost as well just to keep going in the face of such difficult duty, I added it to my regimen.

And so, in one of my rare moments of planning ahead at the grocery store, I snagged not only a few more jugs of my favorite strawberry lemonade flavored Gatorade (which will forever remind me of Dad), but a can of the powered stuff as well, thinking, if the water ever gets crappy, we’ve got something to help us manage.

And so, back to the water.

Chopper’s Pickled Eggs

  • 2 1 quart jars
  • 20 hard cooked eggs
  • 2 1/4 cup apple cider vinegar
  • 3/4 cup water
  • 1 teaspoon Liquid Smoke
  • 1 1/2 tablespoons dark brown sugar
  • 1 tablespoon granulated sugar
  • 15 dry red chiles
  • 1 cinnamon stick
  • 5 bay leaves
  • 15 whole cloves
  • 2 teaspoons coriander seed

Put all the pickling ingredients together and place over medium heat, stirring until sugars dissolve. Then remove from heat and cool.

Put 10 eggs in each jar and pour pickling liquid over top, making sure to get some of the spices into each jar.

Place in cool, dark, dry place for at least three weeks.

Wait. A brief sidetrack first, because well (in case you’ve been wondering), yes, what goes in must come out, and we can’t keep flushing the toilets forever when the electric pump’s out.

Thus, the second project for the second day: Digging an outhouse. Oh joy.

The good news: The ground’s not completely frozen.
The bad news: We still need to dig a pretty decent sized hole, and the soil is rocky.

Okay, so there are alternatives to this, but the ones I know are pretty short-lived. Like a five gallon plastic paint bucket with a toilet seat on top and flushable kitty litter inside (flushable so that you can flush it all down the toilet when the power comes back on). Fine and dandy for three days without power in an apartment, but for us? Nope. We need an outhouse.

I’d like to take this moment to mention that digging a hole in the ground leads to much extra consumption of Gatorade and the need for a hot shower. Uh… damn. (Note to self: next pandemic? Get one of those camping sun-shower thingies and pray for sun.)

Back to the water. They (the ubiquitous, amorphous they) say that we can survive a while without food, but after a few short days without water, we’re toast. So, solving the water problem is crucial.

Now, we’ve got propane for the camp stove, so we can always boil any water we collect, but how long will that effort last? Hell, I don’t even know how long a single propane cylinder lasts before crapping out, and we’ve only got four. (I suppose after that we could boil water over an open fire, but my previous open-fire camping experience tells me that there ain’t no way we can get a fire hot enough to keep a pan of water boiling for the required 10-12 minutes needed to really rid it of nasty microorganisms.

So, on to strategy number two — or rather, Mrs D. gets paranoid about water and comes up with a redundant system to make it as potable as possible.

First, it’s all about getting the sediment out. What’s the point of boiling if the water’s still cloudy, and if we’re collecting either pond or rain water — I’m avoiding ocean water for the moment because I don’t want to muck with the issues of desalination or boat oil — we’re going to need some amount of filtration.

Now, since we’re not prepared survivalist types, we don’t have a handy dandy pre-fab water filter. But what we do have is some activated charcoal (courtesy of the aquarium department of the local pet store) and a box of coffee filters. I’m improvising here, but hey — if it works for fish, then why not for us?

About that charcoal: I read somewhere once that it’s possible to make one’s own activated charcoal because the activation is just oxygen making it super-porous, but then I read somewhere else, that it’s a special process one can’t do at home, and then I read in a third place that you can concoct something close enough with burning coconut shells or peach pits, and well, the short of it is, I gave up trying to figure out what can or can’t be done and just bought some charcoal for the fish tank.

The important point about charcoal? Don’t use the barbecue kind. That would be, well, icky — especially if you buy matchlight charcoal and end up with water that tastes like lighter fluid.

Anyway, I staple two coffee filters together with charcoal between and then jam the whole thing into a funnel and stick the funnel into an empty, sanitized juice bottle.

Step two in Mrs. D’s Redundant Water Purification System involves setting the filled juice bottles up on the roof in the sun. Assuming we have any sun. Hah. In February. In western Washington.

Hey. It’s a thought, anyway.

Thing is, the heat of the sun and the UV rays of the sun are supposed to do a nice job of getting rid of even more little nasties in the water. Just as good as boiling, some people say, though the jury’s still out over whether it’s the heat or the UV rays doing the work. Trick is to use a nice clear bottle that doesn’t block rays (the ones labeled PETE by the recycling logo work best), and to get the thing up to 150F degrees in the sun. One way to check that is with a thermometer, but I ran across this cool alternate method (that of course we can’t do because we don’t have all the supplies for it) that involves a tube inside the bottle that contains a string, a ball of wax, and a weight to hold the tube upright. The wax must have melting point of 150F. When the wax has melted, then we know the water’s gotten hot enough.

Simple, eh? Yeah, for chemists living in the desert. Here with us? Not so much.

But still, it’s something to keep in mind if we need it in the summer, and meanwhile we can toss the bottles on the roof and hope they get hot enough and we can use some of the propane from the camp stove to boil the water just to be sure. (Hey, I said I’d be redundant…)

As Day Two draws to a close, we have a few accomplishments – the outhouse mostly done, the yummy pickled eggs, dried blueberries, water in process of purification — but it’s hard not to play a game of woulda shoulda coulda with so many things. Shoulda planted more of a winter garden. Shoulda stocked up on more water.

(And oh lordy shoulda gotten me one of those sun shower things to fill with warmed camp stove water, cuz I steeenk!)

I head to the upper deck to check the bottles. They’re warm against our metal roof, but there’s no way of knowing if they’ve gotten quite warm enough. I take them down, and as I do so, I notice smoke from a house nearby. Someone’s got a barbecue going, and I wonder about their food supply. I’d promised myself a walk today to check on the neighbors, but we never quite found the time. There’s just so much to do.

But, we can’t retreat, can we; be the ones who shut the blinds and hope the world just goes away? Where’s the sustainability in that?

–end of Part Two–

sunset

WHB: a frosty harvest

Saturday, December 17th, 2005

frost leaves

Second frost

Second frost? Not first frost?

Well, it’s like this. It’s midnight before first frost and I’m reading, and the plot thickens and then it thickens some more, and then more after that, and then it’s two thirty in the morning and Chopper asks what happens next, and I check the next chapter title and I tell him, and he says, Hagrid’s back! You have to keep reading!

So, blame the lack of first frost photos on J.K. Rowling and the fact that we’re well over a year behind on our Harry Potter reading. And the fact that one simply cannot stay up till 3:30 am and expect to wake before the frost melts.

So, second frost.

Also, rose hip harvesting time.

rose hips in the frost

Our meadow is thick with wild roses. Nootka roses, or rosa nutkana to be exact. They bloom delicate pink in May, and by fall their Christmas-red hips are everywhere. I spend October and November, impatient; chomping at the bit. I want to get out there and gather my bucket of vitamin C-laden nuggets, but I’ve got to wait. Rose hips are best after first frost when their sugars have concentrated, but if I wait too long, if we have a late first frost, many of the hips will have died; shriveled up into useless black lumps.

rose hips

Patience, patience… some will still be red. I’ll still have enough for a harvest.

So, when first frost hits, I leap out of bed and go a-gathering.

(Or I would have, if it hadn’t been for that damn Harry Potter book.)

Two days later we are thick with snow, so harvest is delayed again. Then, second frost. I leap out of bed (for real this time, only because we’d hit a slow spot and Chopper’d drifted off early during some bit about centaurs or celestial orbs or whatnot), and I head out to the meadow with camera and puppy.

First, I take photos, then I harvest.

frost thistle

snowberries in the frost

I soon discover that harvest is easier said than done. I need gloves. And boots. And thick, snag-proof pants, not these ancient sweats — which I notice, too late, are on backwards so they’re saggy in front like freaky old man trousers. And I need Tall Guy.

Tall Guy, alas, is in the kitchen cooking kippers and eggs and I’m most grateful he doesn’t ask me to photograph the finished product because if ever a dish fit the comfort food is butt-ugly bill, it would be Chopper’s kippers and eggs. The kippers, chunked up and tossed into the scramble, give the whole plate a rather sickly beige tint, reminiscent of a few of the more frightening entries in the My Blog Went up in Flames competition, or of something the cat’s hurked up.

They do still taste good, and they give me a nice little boost of energy for the harvest, if only I can drag Chopper out into the meadow. (Whaddya mean you’ve got other things to do?)

Oh, okay, the harvest can wait a few more days.

Meantime, I gather what I can reach, take a few more photos, and spend most of the time viewing the surroundings in a blur:

blurry puppy

The puppy, who loves the frost, cannot help but do figure eights around my every move. I’m surprised I don’t end the expedition on my ass.

I return to the warm house with just a small bag of rose hips. Not enough yet for tea, or jelly, or crumble pie, but we’ll be out there again shortly; as soon as we’ve got the time. Just hold on, I say as look out our window and spy the telltale red dots that pepper the meadow. Don’t shrivel up and turn black just yet. Stay tasty.

To harvest rose hips, you must cut them open when they are mostly dry, remove the hairy seeds from inside, and then set the rinds out to dry completely. Removal of the innards is a crucial step — and one that prevented some aboriginal coastal peoples from eating wild rose hips at all. Says Nancy J. Turner in her most excellent handbook, Food Plants of Coastal Peoples:

One Kwakwaka‘wakw woman, when asked if her people had eaten rose hips, laughed and said, “Oh no! They would give you an itchy bottom!”

Okay, so she says lots more interesting things than that, and I highly recommend the book for anyone interested in aboriginal food sources of the Pacific Northwest, but hey, when you’re harvesting rose hips with intent to consume them later, you remember the bit about being stuck with an itchy butt.

rose hip harvest

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