Dude!

Dude, check out the announcement thing for Paper Chef, dude.

Whaddya mean, dude?

I mean, dude, check it out.

No way.

Way.

I am so totally dreaming this. I’m going to wake up and find out I’m really twelve years old and I just got grounded for feeding foie gras to the dog.

Dude, those other entries totally kicked ass.

I know, dude.

Dude, make a speech.

No, you make a speech, dude.

Oh, wait. I got it. I’m going to talk about something else, something more important. It’ll be the heartwarming moment at the end of the show, you know, like when the kid turns to the camera and says, “but most of all today I learned that cuttlefish have feelings too, and if you chop their heads off to eat them, their tentacles will retaliate and drag you down to a watery grave.”

Dude, that is so heartwarming.

That was just an example, dude. Here’s my heartwarming moment: Hey. People. Go to this Menu for Hope site here, okay? And donate money to help all the kids and stuff who were injured and left homeless from the earthquake, because, dude, they need more help and not enough people are paying attention and you could win all sorts of cool prizes like our Island Insanity Gift Package. So like, donate a lot, okay?

Right on, dude.

Oh, and dude?

Yeah, dude?

We should tell them that there’s just one day left to nominate blogs for the food blog awards and that it would really rock if we got more nominations.

Dude, way to ruin your heartwarming moment with total selfishness.

Hey dude: A vote is free.

Good point, dude. So like donate. And vote.

Right on, dude.

Right on.

IMPORTANT Update: Pim’s most excellent menu of raffle items has been munched by Typepad, but will be back up soon. Bookmark her main page and check back for updates!

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