Weekend Cat Blogging: Psssst!

im in ur hous paintin’ ur wallz
So, you’ve probably noticed things have been a little sparce around these parts. Crazy stuff going on, from captors with computer troubles to household disasters to — would you believe — sabotage of the internets?
I kid you not.
And I wasn’t even the saboteur.
But here’s the thing: My captors have a GROOVY NEW PLAN they’re going to announce on Monday and it’s not just about this here blog. I’ll let you in on a little secret: It’s got something do with business plans and tax ID numbers.
Oh, and speaking of this here blog, and um, that there blog?
Well….
My female captor, she is SO indecisive. First day she wants two blogs. The next day, one. Next day, two again. MAKE UP YOUR MIND, HUMAN!
So, this morning, as I was leaving a household contribution on the paper just outside the rim of the catbox (my aim is impeccable), I noticed this nearby notebook, open to a page of female captor scratchings. Ahah! She’s written her bloggy thoughts. Let’s have a look!
Belly Timber – playing withour foodeverything since 2005.A blog about food, crafts, DIY, frugality, and random fits of chaos.
Note: Everything is interconnected: food to frugality to sustainability to DIY to craft. It’s all part of a whole (One Blog to Rule them all – mwaahaahaa!); all moving toward the same goal of living well on a low budget and not fucking up the environment in the process.
DIY and crafty things? Oh happy day! More distractions! More time for Meeeee! And, best of all, do you know what crafting means?
That’s right:
YARN.
My life is almost complete.
Hey. Wait a sec. Frugality doesn’t include ditching the canned cat food, does it?
(Check out more Weekend Cat Blogging over at Skeezix’s Scratching Post!)
Note: This is a repost, as the first edition was devoured in a server crash, with chocolate sprinkles on top. Some of the first edition’s comments and final edits may have gone the way of Jello 1-2-3 — my apologies to all.




















Yeah, but what’s the cat painting the walls *with*??
Invisible sandwich!!
Oh. I got a check-out-this-blog for you: Cooking Cute.
Hmm. Maybe not to your taste.
Invisible paint! Invisible brushes! invisible Tonka Trucks and Hudson sprayers!
Yep, kitty don’t play well with props.
As for the bento blog: Holy crap! That bento LiveJournal’s got over 1400 friends! Man, I need to put my food in boxes more often. Oh wait. I usually eat lunch at home.
Monday? You mean tomorrow? I like those bloggy thoughts; can’t wait to see your GNP.
Yes, tomorrow!
::glares at half-written post::
Honest!
Crafts may also include: knitting needles and crochet hooks (so much fun to knaw on!), pom poms (cat toy!), lovely paper of all kinds (ooh, crunchy sounds), thread (wrap some around your tail and run through the house with joy!), glue (hint: avoid this), beads (they rattle ever so fetchingly across the floor), stuffing (loads of fun to claw and pull apart) and even….dare I say it….leather (ah, the pouncing possibilities here!).
I have all of this on good authority from our new kitten. She likes the tiny bamboo knitting needles the best, especially when I’m oblidging her by moving them around quickly with yarn.
Tiny bamboo knitting needles! And leather! Oh frabjous day!