So why weren’t we blogging, anyway?

Hunger strike till Sanjaya voted off American Idol.

Three months of nothing but Ramen posts? Yeesh!

Off spending the millions The Oregonian paid us when they stole that picture of our cat.

One minute the computer’s there. The next minute it’s being carried off by rabid marmosets!

Fabulous, celebratory fine dining vacation till Sanjaya [...]

Is English food a joke?
No! It’s not a joke, it’s an adventure!
I happen to believe one should firmly embrace one’s ancestors’ culinary traditions. Especially when one has ancestors who interbred, had bad teeth, killed one another off on a regular basis, and consumed far too many unnervingly rich, meat-based dishes.

I am, of course, talking [...]