WCB #28: Angry Cat Sings!
That’s it.
Now the dog gets to be part of Weekend Herb Blogging and I’m neglected again?
Hrrrmph. Last week it was all about rock stars.
Well, I said I’d show them, so guess what? I made a few phone calls (yes, my paws can hit one number at a time, what of it?), and I tracked down some assistance. Sure, my male captor cooked dinner for a rock star, but did he then get the rock star to write lyrics for him? Hmm? I think not.
And okay, I admit it; my female captor did give me a nice, smelly, crumply paper prezzie to go along with these photos, but the things I had to do…
Well. I’ll let my rock star lyrics tell the rest of the story.
Just an angry cat on an island called San Juan.
If I could have my wish, I’d wish this puppy gone.
More misery than any cat could bear.
Rescue me before I shred your favorite chair!
I’ll hurk a big hairball on the bed
I’ll hurk a big hairball on the bed
And hope that someone brings me
And hope that someone brings me
Catnip in a bottle
Yeah.
Catnip in a bottle
Yeah.
A year has passed since I met this place.
I cursed my captors right from the start.
Always the puppy got the special toys.
Oh, give me catnip or I’ll rip this couch apart!
I’ll hurk a big hairball on the bed
I’ll hurk a big hairball on the bed
Hey, look now someone brought me
Hey, look now someone brought me
Catnip in a bottle
Yeah.
Catnip in a bottle
Yeah.
Woke up this morning. Don’t believe what I saw.
A hundred billion kitties, clawing at my door.
Seems I underestimated the smell.
A hundred billion angry cats to give the puppy hell!
We’ll hurk some big hairballs on the bed
We’ll hurk some big hairballs on the bed
And hope that someone brings us
Oh, someone better bring us
Catnip in a bottle
Yeah.
Catnip in a bottle
Yeah.
Hurkin’ up some big hairballs
Hurkin’ up some big hairballs
Hurkin’ up some big hairballs…
(For more weekend cat blogging, check out Clare and Kiri’s hep cat pad over at Eat Stuff!)
December 18th, 2005 at 4:11 pm
Hey Mrs D
You aren’t late, I relly don’t mind ;)
LOVE the song you out did yourself.
Have you heard Kiri’s song?
Kiri was a small cat, small grey cat,
Somebody said he’s gonna be a big cat some day
He’s got Fish on his face,
big Disgrace
Kick’n his litter all over the place
Singin
He will, He will Smooch you
He will, He will Smooch you
He will, He will Smooch you
December 18th, 2005 at 4:29 pm
Ha! I love it! Now I’ve gotta go listen to some Queen. :-)
December 18th, 2005 at 5:53 pm
No Queen! No!
Come and listen to a story about a cat named (”Cat”?)
A poor mouseketeer, barely kept his family fat,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a-bubblin’ crude.
Snorf, that is; puss love, bottled ‘nip.
Oh, wait. Hell. Hillbillies was the theme of the previous post. [oops]
December 19th, 2005 at 12:38 pm
I am envious of Angry Cat! I don’t have any rock stars to write nice songs for me. Instead, all I have to do each weekend is try and peddle out those pesky kittens! Next week, I think I will revolt just like Angry Cat and take over the camera as I am sick of those cute kittens.
Lots of love
Boo the cat
December 19th, 2005 at 7:12 pm
No, there can never be enough Queen:
Kitty strolls right onto the boat
With her tail all held up high
Ain’t no sound but the growl in her throat
As she passes that puppy by
Is she ready? Is she ready for this?
Is the dog gonna get her day?
Out of the door the kitty streaks
And she’s not looking to play!
Hey, look out!
Another cat fights the mutt
Another cat fights the mutt
And another pup’s scratched and another pup’s clawed
Another cat fights the mutt
Hey, she’s gonna get you, pooch!
Another cat fights the mutt!
Dear Boo,
You have allies. Go for it. And remember, revenge is a dish best served with Seafood Supreme.
Love,
The Cat
June 11th, 2006 at 11:33 pm
just got this new puppy, dh wanted puppy, i wanted an older dog…it constantly chases the chickens and cats…thank you for a little light relief so i can not kill the puppy. not kill the puppy. yeah. good thing. not kill the puppy. the electric collar arrives tuesday. dh doesn’t want me to be the first to try it out…maybe he’s right…i might enjoy that waaaay too much…(demented grin)
July 24th, 2006 at 11:12 am
Hee!! That was priceless. Fabulous photos.
July 25th, 2006 at 11:10 pm
Some day, The Cat will cut a CD. :-)